1 hour ago | 0

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand moments so dear
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year?

That’s how long it takes to load a video on tumblr

3 hours ago | 230

Marie Antoinette + food 

(Source: tooyoungtoreign, via girlslovegirlsandskeletons)

(originally from tooyoungtoreign)
#Marie Antoinette 
5 hours ago | 5

True Story: I once got turned down by the dating website eharmony. I filled out the application and did the stupidly long questionnaire and then they said they couldn’t help me.

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iconic

(Source: vintagegal, via renridinghoood)

(originally from vintagegal)
#jaws 
8 hours ago | 20341

Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

Angelina Jolie’s dress was an expression of her kids’ creativity: Luigi Massi, the master tailor at Atelier Versace, sewed dozens of designs from her children’s drawings into the dress and veil.

(Source: people.com, via twoheadedbroad)

9 hours ago | 135917

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(originally from )
#the office 
9 hours ago | 40581

departured:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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I’m nice and polite and no one likes me
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9 hours ago | 3

How was your Labor Day weekend?

9 hours ago | 208072

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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(originally from barebackinq)
10 hours ago | 115468
(originally from bunmer)
11 hours ago | 126322

badwolfsouffles:

it’s like a party from The Giver

(Source: best-of-memes, via girlslovegirlsandskeletons)

(originally from best-of-memes)
#book reference 
11 hours ago | 575

supercassonova:

fuckyeah1990s:

MTV’s The State (1993 - 1995)

It’s the Michaels from Stella.

is that Joe Lo Truglio from Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

(Source: imcrushingyourhead)

(originally from kerrikenney)
1 day ago | 740713

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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(originally from poryqon)
1 day ago | 1

are you going through some weird getting old life crisis

i forget to check skype this week?