"Green, Grey, Purple, Teal. Notice me, senpai."
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
“Once this city pulsed with energy. Dirty and dangerous, but alive and wonderful. Now it’s something else. In the end, so many just let the changes happen. Let the wave wash over them until they emerged clean and shiny on the other side. They chose a comfortable life… I chose the Mirror’s Edge.”
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
stupid mouse always double clicks
Went to the ER and got x-rays on my knee, nothing broken. The doc referred me to an orthopedic. So Thursday I’ll get all the bad news. The er doc said it’s probably my acl. So I’m 2/3 on my way to Quasimodo status, maybe I’ll grow a hump soon.
Selfies. Selfies everywhere
Oh no the first one is really cute
A lot of you fellas need to hear this message. That’s why we’re having as many attractive female comedians as possible deliver it.
the comments on this video are not encouraging
Not to trick you into a flame war with somebody, but why not go be an encouraging comment?
Making creepy comments on purpose is not funny. I read a few from the top and it’s just gross.